How NOT to Start the Day
Let me set the stage.
Clara - tiny frame but tall, with long, long dark hair. Her goal is to sit on her hair - if she leans her head back and her hair is wet, she's almost there.
Trident, bubble gum flavour, one piece, chewed.
Can you see where this is going?
Do you really want to know?
Matted, sticky clump by Clara's left temple.
fuck.
Many tears and "don't cut it, please Mummy, don't cut my hair"
Hello peanut butter . . . gobs and gobs of it.
Choosy moms may choose Jif, but this one didn't care about the brand - I was just happy it worked!
posted by Canada @ 3:37 p.m.
5 Comments:
Oh god, that happened to me when I was young too. And the peanut butter did not work or my mother was not patient enough.
my brother was infamous for this. He spent most of his child hood with bald patches. Clara is a very lucky little girl...
Don't wase jif on this when any ole peanut butter will do! Glad things worked out and nothing was permanently stuck or cut!
Lola
Ugh, been there, done that ... can remember screaming DON'T CUT IT. Never again did I fall asleep with mint hubba-bubba in my mouth!
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