A Few Of My NOT Favourite Things

(to the tune of "My Favourite Things")

Children who whine and fight with each other
Corwin who doesn't listen to his mother
Dalmatians that wake me at 6 for a treat
These are a few of my not favourite things.

Wet boots and mitts, snow melting in puddles
Soaking wet socks, everything in a muddle
The musty and stagnant smell lingering
These are a few of my not favourite things.

Husbands in snitty moods, in-laws with attitude
Damn telemarketers and people being rude
Drivers that change lanes without signaling
These are a few of my not favourite things.

When the doors slam
When there's yelling
When there's crying, too
I simply remember the wine in the fridge
So I don't start feeling blue!!!!

(Okay, not the best scansion and lyrics, but not bad for a morning bitch session)