A Slight Problem

Well, I should be dressed and about to head out to work. It is positively disgusting out - pelting cold rain, grey and miserable. At least have have some hot new tunes to listen to on the drive to my session. Which I will soon leave for, but I have been cruising bpal review forums at the advice of LB. She told me she would be my enabler, and she wasn't kidding. I know she was being helpful, pointing me in the direction of more complete reviews of the scents I was trying to decide upon. And yes, it has been helpful. I have ruled out Faustus and Polyhymnia, and pretty much decided on O as my sixth scent. But I have also found four more that I really want to try. FOUR! So, I now need to decide if I should go for it and order two sets of Imps - it's birthday money, after all. This is the sentence that made me immediately add two more to my list:

snake oil's more of a slithery "come hither and let me seduce you" and voodoo's more of a "you come here and seduce me"

Yep, wearing one of these in the right clothes with Tom Waits' Temptation blaring in the background? Could be a recipe for trouble (or a lot of fun!). That's a big heads up to all current or future Illicit Crushes ;)