Out of the Mouths of Babes
Since nothing really exciting is happening around here, and a friend of mine told me that she has recounted this little snippet to many people who find it entertaining (She prefaced this by saying "Don't worry, I just said a friend of mine has this son - so they won't know it's you"), I thought I'd give you a laugh. It's actually quite hilarious, and since I'm quasi-anonymous here . . .why not?
When Corwin and Clara were almost three, they started going to a co-op nursery school two mornings a week. One morning, Corwin didn't feel great. He wasn't sick, but was tired and a bit stuffy, like he was starting to fight off a cold. When asked if he wanted to stay home and rest, he said yes. So, we got Clara ready and took her to nursery school ("I love you Corwin, but I have to go to school" - said in a very grown up voice. I hope she keeps this school ethic for a looooooong time). When we got back home, I asked Corwin if he would like to have a bath in Mummy's tub (the roman tub - no jets, just big), and of course he said yes. I filled up the bath with very warm water, and added a few drops of the Johnson&Johnson Aroma Bath for Babies (it's great for colds - has eucalyptus and rosemary, and I even like it for my baths). When the bath was ready, Corwin wanted me to get in, too. So, we both got undressed and soaked in the tub, splashing a bit, playing with the bubbles. After about 20 minutes, I decided that it was time to get out. I got out first, and pulled the plug, figuring he could play with the remaining bubbles while I got dried and threw on a robe. While I was toweling off, Corwin said something to me. I didn't think I'd heard correctly, so I said "Pardon?". When he repeated it, I knew I'd heard correctly.
"I like your fur, Mom".
What do you say to that?
"Thank you".
And you also make a mental note to call for a bikini wax!!!!
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This weekend, ask Hashbrown to recount our recent fur discussion. NOT A CHOICE!
Also, bikini waxing: let's discuss. Is it terribly painful? Is it humiliating? Does it grow in itchy? I can't be bothered to shave my legs, so this world of waxing is all new to me.
one word, baby - brazilian! more discussion in CT
OKay, so I know about Brazilians from my in-depth study of Cosmo, but Oh. My. God. they sound painful! We'll definitely have to discuss in greater detail in person.
Ack!
And not to butt in, but, ladies? Maybe it's just me, but I swear that the Brazilian I got hurt worse than labor. And there was bleeding. I think I'll just keep my fur and a good razor.
oohhh, bleeding. That sounds bad. Like some esthetician didn't know what they were doing!
I just have one thing to say about this 'topic'
OUCH! nada, nope, not even for vegas!!!!
I am going to Vegas Monday. And I will not have a Brazillian, waxing, or any of that stuff.
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